The Socialist Holy Paradise of East Africanism is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Lidya Smith with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.318 billion East Africans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Addis Ababa. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East African economy, worth 348 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 150,496 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International tensions are high as East Africanism threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, and board shorts have replaced board rooms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Africanism's national animal is the East African Blue Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Oriental Orthodox Christianity.

East Africanism is ranked 6,547^th in the world and 5^th in Africa for Highest Food Quality, scoring 189.22 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.